Where Aren't They Now (Fictional Life Updates #1)

Jim Morrison's Later Years:

The former Doors lead singer never quite recovered from the loss of reputation that followed his poorly received disco album, 1976’s Lizard King Space Race. Even despite the semi-success of lead single Sparkle Farce, a howling and horn-drenched wah-peddle feast Rolling Stone described as, “largely indistinguishable from the last time Barry Gibb passed a kidney stone.”

On the whole Morrison was too fat for the disco crowd and too disco for the fat crowd. More recently adopted as a mascot by the 'ex-reality show' party scene, he lives as a fugitive in St. Petersburg Russia. Owing to the fact that in a 2004 episode of VH1’s The Surreal Life, he murdered and ate Danny Bonaduce.

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